My take on friendship ? hmmm...

Hmm ... i saw it fit that the second post of this year should be about the second most important thing in my life nowadays (number 1 being god and family...) which is friendship. yes, i regard friendships to be the second most important thing in my life.

since i was still a kid, my parents used to always remind me that we can't go through this life and face the hardships that comes with it alone. there's always somebody to help you through it. at first i was like "hemph... i can do it alone !" ... but that was before i entered kindergarten. hehehe...

"what is friendship ? how do we define a person to be a friend ? the age old question will always be "friend or foe ?"... this is my opinion is irrelevant. a person is just another person. the situation of being a friend or foe is subject to an established relationship. why do i say this ? because, when you have established communication with the other person and have obtained brief knowledge about the other person only then does the "f.o.f" question applies."
-anonymous

(the previous paragraph is actually just bullshit ! you can't fuckin define another person ! they're just another person ! classifying their character is just being judgemental you asshole ! moving on!)

so what is my take on friendship ? hmmm... not much really... but when i have obtained a friend... i usually try to make it last my lifetime. some people go for BFF's or FFB's or FB's ... wat are those ? BFF- Best Friends Forever , FFB- Friends For Benefits and FB- Fuck Buddies... what an imaginative line up of acronyms... hahahah... why did i include BFF's in there ? c'mon ! who the fuck are you kiddin ? BFF's ? ain't that convenient ? puhhhhlllleeeaaasssseee... friendships ain't commercial you assholes ! you can't fuckin buy a BFF bracelet from a store and give it to another person and declare BFFs ! OMG ! WHO THE FUCK ON GOD's GREEN GLOBE ARE YOU KIDDIN ???

what is the cost of a BFF bracelet ? 10 bucks ? wtf ? is your friendship measured by value ? wow... how convinient.

wats the cost for friendship to me ? 1 teh tarik and a life time of smiles and tears. the joy and sorrows of friendship is my pride as a friend. there was a joke that actually stated-
"if you are a friend and your friend got into jail you would bail him out but if you are a true friend and your friend got himself into jail... you would be there by his side getting caught at the same time... and you'll both be laughing..." hehehe ... that one would make me smile always...

and another one would go-
"if you were a friend and your friend was crying at the loss of a relationship or someone, you would console him to the best of your abilities but if you were a true friend, your heart would bleed at the same time."

these two jokes make up my life's principle of being a friend to another person. care not about the jokes but the meaning it brings.

but when i look back at my life for these past 20 years on the globe, i finally found my true friend... do you guys wanna know about her ? yes it is a she...

i'll give you a hint ... she's small, has a slim body, reddish skin, yellow-ish outline, plastic exterior and wonderful personality... she comforts me when i'm down, she's there with me when i smile and she gives me unimaginable pleasure but she sometimes gives me sore-throat...

you still wanna know who ???? my trusted pack of DUNHILL 14's !!!! bwahahaha !!!

till next time ! PAI-PAI !